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Nike’s Subliminal Advertising Using Hot Models January 20, 2010
Posted by Loong in : SNAFU , 1 comment so far
== Booyah! ==
To All The Small Breasted Women In Miri August 29, 2009
Posted by Loong in : SNAFU , 1 comment so farThere is hope without going under the knife. All you need to do is apply the creams below and massage your breasts nightly.

== Firmer, Fuller & Larger Breasts ==
The range of creams include:
- Breast Firming Scrub
- Breast Toning Spray
- Breast Beautifying Lotion
- Breast Enlargment Lotion
- Bust Firming Moisturiser
Available at Giant Supermarket in Bintang Plaza.
FYI –> I can help with the massage portion. Just leave me a comment and I will get back to you immediately.
Terror Lah Me! August 8, 2009
Posted by Loong in : SNAFU , add a commentApparently I support Machiavellian principles.

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To Bintang Plaza And Back June 7, 2009
Posted by Loong in : SNAFU , 2 commentsI was on the way to Bintang Plaza when I saw this sign –> WE ARE MOVE!

== YES YOU ARE! ==
Any guesses as to whether it was the advertiser or the printing company who made this gaffe? I guess it should be no big deal since everyone here speaks Manglish.
At Bintang Plaza, I came across another optical shop in the new wing. Together with the other ones I saw previously, this brings the total number of optical shops to 5.

== Was this really necessary? ==
While visiting the newly opened bookstore, I found the following picture in a book:

== That is one huge as cameltoe! ==
On the 3rd level of the new wing there is a glass floor section near the escalators. I wanted to take a picture directly shooting down while standing on the glass but I did not trust the workmanship. So the picture below is a compromise:

== Can see 2 floors down. ==
On the way back, I took a picture of the thick haze which was blanketing the city. To appreciate the image from my phone camera, do note that the picture noise and the haze are interchangeable.

== Smokers can save on cigarettes now. ==
An Inevitable Outcome June 1, 2009
Posted by Loong in : SNAFU , 3 commentsThis is what happens when a kampung boy visits a big ass city.

== Free toothbrush if anyone wants one … ==
Always Read Between The Lines May 9, 2009
Posted by Loong in : SNAFU , add a commentDo we really need 4 optical stores on the ground floor of Bintang Plaza’s new wing?

== 2 here … ==

== Surprise! ==
If it is not optical stores, then it will be either one (or more) of the following stores selling:
- Mobile Phones
- DVDs
- Electronic Massage Chairs
- Beauty / Weight Loss Services
You know what this means?
It means that you are all fat and blind from watching DVDs all day long.
Fucking brilliant.


