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To Bintang Plaza And Back June 7, 2009

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I was on the way to Bintang Plaza when I saw this sign –> WE ARE MOVE!


== YES YOU ARE! ==

Any guesses as to whether it was the advertiser or the printing company who made this gaffe? I guess it should be no big deal since everyone here speaks Manglish.

At Bintang Plaza, I came across another optcal shop in the new wing. Together with the other ones I saw previously, this brings the total number of optical shops to 5.


== Was this really necessary? ==

While visiting the newly opened bookstore, I found the following picture in a book:


== That is one huge as cameltoe! ==

On the 3rd level of the new wing there is a glass floor section near the escalators. I wanted to take a picture directly shooting down while standing on the glass but I did not trust the workmanship. So the picture below is a compromise:


== Can see 2 floors down. ==

On the way back, I took a picture of the thick haze which was blanketing the city. To appreciate the image from my phone camera, do note that the picture noise and the haze are interchangeable.


== Smokers can save on cigarettes now. ==

An Inevitable Outcome June 1, 2009

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This is what happens when a kampung boy visits a big ass city.


== Free toothbrush if anyone wants one … ==

Always Read Between The Lines May 9, 2009

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Do we really need 4 optical stores on the ground floor of Bintang Plaza’s new wing?


== 2 here … ==


== Surprise! ==

If it is not optical stores, then it will be either one (or more) of the following stores selling:

You know what this means?

It means that you are all fat and blind from watching DVDs all day long.

Fucking brilliant.

Relationship With The Boss April 26, 2009

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You know you are good with the boss when they leave something like this on your desk.


== Fibre is good for you! ==

Potential Stupid Girls For Edison Chen March 8, 2009

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I was chatting to a friend the other day about Edison Chen, the Hongkie actor that has become THE sex idol of every heterosexual male in Asia.

See excerpt below:


== Any day now … ==

If there are no more stupid girls in Asia, Edison can always go to the US of A and look for:

In that order.

Weird Ass Singapore February 22, 2009

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The funniest thing about Singapore is that they have the same shit that Malaysia has … but with a slight difference.

For example:


== Students “studying” in a McDonald’s restaurant ==

It would seem like a normal occurence until you consider that the restaurant:


== Singaporean students apparently “study” 18 hours a day ==

Such a rich country but no libraries for the student to study in?

I am just worried for the girls in Singapore. Nobody would want to see them turn out like good ol’ Gigantor … uhh I mean Jessica Simpson here:


== Ronald McDonald gets ALL the girls! (from New York Post) ==

The government had better stop Ronald before all the hot Singaporean girls start looking like cows.